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It's starting to feel a lot like a "blah" kind of day, and I'm trying to stop it from getting there. I desperately don't want to be blah today. Blah or meh or anything ending in "eh."

Last night I got caught up on the German TV series Marienhof, which is essentially about a bakery owner that goes into business with this French woman that sells chocolates. And then they fall for each other. But the owner has a boyfriend and so she's all emo. And that makes the lesbian emo. And then everyone's emo.

Last night I also chatted for a while with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] punrufie and after years of being out of touch, we managed to catch up by discussing gingerbread man porn, Yoda porn, Snuggles porn and ice skating.

It all started when I found this book in which a woman has sex with a gingerbread man cookie. Synopsis:

Meet Marisa, a restless homemaker who spends her time baking, masturbating and dabbling in magic. Happily married, Marisa only wishes her husband Don could keep up with her insatiable need for sex. She craves orgasms daily and her sex drive has become a sore spot in an otherwise happy marriage.

Determined to find a solution to ramp up Don's libido, she turns to magic. After trying magical amulets and oils, Marisa discovers a book that contains wish spells. Throwing caution to the wind, she decides to experiment with an incantation that could make her naughty gingerbread man cookie a real flesh and blood man.

Taken by surprise . . . literally, Marisa indulges in a delicious sexual rendezvous that ends up going further than she could have ever imagined. This delightfully sexy tale offers up hot thrills sure to please any sweet tooth!

The review of the book at Dear Author is made of win. Review is rated R for naughty nibble language.

I also challenged [livejournal.com profile] dangerosa to write erotic fiction using the following premise:

Who:  a Cherry Poptart that magically converts itself into a hot werewolf with wings and feathers
What: Dreamscape butt secks
With: An emo, misunderstood girl
Where: a castle in Germany

So I'm really looking forward to that masterpiece.

If you missed it, the full Robin/Katherine section of the latest Desperate Housewives is now up on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUVyeOg8Nt8

I posted a couple of pictures of Jessica Capshaw (Arizona on Grey's) that are worth looking at because they're hot and also because she's in a bubble bath in one of them. My guess is that Callie is somewhere under the bubbles.

Date: 2010-02-23 03:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/
That story synopsis reminds me of this comic (http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF207-Gingerbread_Man.jpg).

Date: 2010-02-23 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedkiwi.livejournal.com
LMAO Wow! Guess a lot of women fantasize about sleeping with a gingerbread man.

Date: 2010-02-23 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quew.livejournal.com
I'd just like to say that this post /stopped/ my day turning into a 'blah' day. Now I'm contemplating gingerbread porn, which is much better. I think.


Date: 2010-02-23 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedkiwi.livejournal.com
Everyone should have a little gingerbread porn in their lives. :)

Have you been keeping up with Venice?

Date: 2010-02-23 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quew.livejournal.com
Yes! I just caught up on the last two episodes today!

Date: 2010-02-23 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilyn-rm.livejournal.com
Ooh thanks for the link! Er ... To desperate housewives ... Not the porn ... *shifty look*

Date: 2010-02-23 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quew.livejournal.com

Date: 2010-02-24 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedkiwi.livejournal.com
Julia has a secret cookie fetish that she doesn't want to admit to any of us. But we know it's there....

Date: 2010-02-24 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilyn-rm.livejournal.com
That's kind of true. I'm really just surprised I didn't think of it earlier - I /love/ cookies. What better feature could you possibly add to porn?!

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