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Finally got around to watching this movie. I think the monster attacking Manhattan was the least unbelievable part of the film. Yeah, sure the special effects were good - I guess. Nothing in it made me go "wow," though. It was sort of like if the aliens from Alien suddenly went, "Hey, we should get some I <3 NY t-shirts and decided to ransack the place while they were there." And that guy behind the camera. Holy crap was he annoying! I kept wanting him to die just so he'd shut the fuck up. The others weren't any better.

I will sum it up:

SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE ENTIRE MOVIE

"AAHHH WTF IS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH RUN RUN IT ISN"T SAFE WTF AAAAAAH AAAAHHHHH HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT HOLY CRAP JASON NOOOOOO AAAHHH RUN IT ISN"T SAFE IT ISN"T SAFE RUUUUUUNNN AAHHH WTF IT"S DARK I CAN'T SEE AHHHHHHHH RUUUUNNNN RUNNNNNN AAHHHHHHHH I MUST GO RESCUE BETH AGAINST ALL ODDS BECAUSE I NEVER TOLD HER I LOVED HER OH HEY HER BUILDING HAS COLLAPSED ONTO ANOTHER BUILDING BUT WE'LL CLIMB ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP AND FIND HER AND RESCUE HER OH HEY SHE'S GOT A THING THROUGH HER CHEST BUT SHE'LL BE FINE OH HAI BETH I LOVE YOU LET'S GET OUT OF HERE RUNNNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHH BOOM BOOM AAHHH RUNNNNN HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT THEY GOT HIM THEY GOT HIM HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT AAAHHHHH RUNNNN I'M SCARED BOOM."

The end.

Date: 2010-03-27 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lishesque.livejournal.com
AAAAHHHHHHHH SPOILERS

Date: 2010-03-27 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inlifewetrust.livejournal.com
LOL that's so true.

Date: 2010-03-29 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chewy3479.livejournal.com
I cried at the ending.

Date: 2010-03-29 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inthekeyofc.livejournal.com
You have saved me from having to see it...yay!